Jokes, when you need to laugh :)


A laugh prolongs life!
said the old woman … and laughed herselfe to death!

A man went to the doctor and said:
– I hurts all over, when I take on the arms, the legs and the face.
The doctor looked at him and said:
– You have the wounds of your fingers.

There was an old man who came to the doctor. And when he had told how old he was, the doctor said:
– Are you married?
– Oh no, ‘said the man, but I have suffered a lot anyway.

What do popes say when they greet each other?
Answer: Nothing. There’s only one pope.

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